Never Lie to a Woman
Thanks to Bill S.
A man called home
to his wife and said,
" Honey, I have been
asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss
& several of his Friends"
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes
for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box.
We're leaving from the
office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack
my new blue silk pyjamas. "
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did They're in
your fishing box ..."
Never Lie To A
Woman...!!!
See You Soon